Monday, April 5, 2010

R.H.

P.s. Today a 5 year old boy at my friend brians' told me that I had penis envy when I told him I liked his pajamas. It was pretty funny.

6:46pm 4/4/10

Brad Pitt

I never noticed this before... But snow flakes have cool shadows.

12:42am 4/4/10

Art

Even with my shifty eyes, it was nice to talk to me?? ha!

10:57pm 4/3/10

Queen Hatshepsut

You are a television. And a gem.

1:00am 4/1/10

JH

Ok. well hugs and goodnight. Thanks for always being there for me. Love you.

12:13am 4/1/10

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Brad Pitt

Good luck leesha.
Gleesha.
7:46pm 3/16/10

Sarasue

That's almost HALF. Ugh. You should make an announcement that last night you figured out that marriage doesn't solve all your problems. (i want to eat that sandwich SO BaD)
8:38am 3/16/10

Erin

For two months? I think it would be my top played artist. Italian pianist: ludovicio einaudi.
11:21pm 3/12/10

Teddy Roosevelt

Fred was just the cool leader. And I don't know who that other guy is.
10:11 am 3/9/10

Teddy Roosevelt

Oh yeah. He's not a meathead.
10:05am 3/9/10

Teddy Roosevelt

Yeah. His name is Shaggy.
10:04a, 3/9/10

JH

At work today a little girl told me that she has a robot who gives her bacon and toys...

6:32pm 2/26/10

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Pip

Ps. I just saw a guy in the wilk with brightly colored clothes and thought he was promoting the dance. nope just the african club. I'm a terrible person.
11:07am 2/19/10

ICE

When you painted Jeffery I got really mad. I sure do wish i could have a do over on that. I think about often , i really regret every time i have been angry or lacking patience with you... I want to hold you.
10:46 pm 2/17/10

Erin

Best Freudian slips ever:

Danny (coworker): did i show you my new app on my iphone? It's called sleep cock...err... i mean clock.

Me: teasing him for a few minutes

Minutes later we pass by a sign for a restraunt that says, "free pop."

Me: oh my gosh! You can get a free cock...er... i mean coke...there!

Danny: well it's about time you started talking dirty....
2:13 pm 2/16/10

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Joe

This weekend... Kanab... You're gonna witness my balls of furry

9:16 pm 2/10/10

Mad


fine, then you're kevin bacon.

8:13 am 2/10/10

(I know the picture defies the rules of this blog, but... good hell.)

K$$

Feeling like god cares... So that i worry less makes me happy. Also i am happy when i feel that my friends and family care too. Or to simplify, love.

11:12 pm 2/7/10

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Jeff Goldbloom

Hi. I just woke up and now i want french toast.

5:09 pm 1/26/10

Boo

TRUESTORIESSSSSSSSSSS

4:51 pm 1/26/10

R.H.

I love you miss harris.

6:17 am 1/21/09

Mad

ola podrida: run off the road download it. think.
6:29 pm 1/16/10

Austin

Alicia. Thanks. You're one of the most consistently bright people I know. Merry Christmas, good night.
11:18 pm 12/22/09

Brad Pitt

I am mindful of u always in my prayers, continually praying unto god the father... That he will keep u through endurance of faith on his name to the end.

10:37 am 9/10/09

Jeff Goldbloom

You are the most ATTRACTIVE girl i have ever met.

6:44 pm 9/10/ 09

Andy

I feel like I can act like a moron around you and not feel embarrassed for the rest of my life about it. Thanks for being a good friend.
3:45 pm 8/21/09

JH

I really like you a lot.

7:38 pm 7/28/09

Voldemort

STOP BOTHERING ME! YOU ARE BORING!!
8:45 pm 7/15/09

Jamiekim

Alicia Harris. I love you. jkim
10:33 pm 7/8/09

Boo

thank you for sharing your life with me and trusting me enough to do so. i just prayed for you. sleep well my friend.

12:01am 5/21/09

ICE

I was just thinking how happy I am to have you as my child. I feel like a very lucky dad. I love you.

3:17 pm 4/20/09

Kailey

Good night windex princess.

12:09 am 2/20/09

Joe

U da best.
2:46 pm 2/14/09

R.H.

I love you, alicia. And i love those embroidered text messages.

2:15pm 2/6/09

Andy

I love you.

12:14 am 2/2/09

Jacob

Hey you're pretty alright.

11:44 pm 2/1/09

Chunk

RE: Thanks
Ya Well you are my best friend.

9:18 pm 1/27/09

yo

Happiness isn't merely the absence of pain, but the integration of the full range of emotion into life.

4:22 pm 1/ 19/ 09

K$$

YOUR PEIRCING GIGGLES!!!!!!!!!

11:51 pm, 1/13/09

Jessica

I already cried. Don't make me do it again. I miss you too.
9:48pm 1/03/09

JH

Good morning. I have a funny story in my sleep i typed the following message and just left it on my phone. I don't know who i was gonna send it to... 'hey sexy mama, one of our classmates'

8:03 am 8/2/08

Stoophiestooph

A kiss is not a kiss without tongue.

4:58 pm 7/18/08

Justin

Affection is responsible for none-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. -C.S. Lewis
2:14 pm 6/8/08

ICE

Alicia, please call if you can. I'm still your same dad, thats made some horrible mistakes. Please help me find forgiveness and a way back. I love you and need you. I need all of you. Love dad.
2:22 pm 5/24/08

ICE

Alicia, I'm sorry for what I've done to you. I'm so embarassed. I'm asking you to give meanother chance. Love dad
4:50 pm 5/23/08

ICE

The things I've done cant be excused. I accept full responsibility. I'm so sorry for the betrayal... I don't deserve your forgiveness, but I beg you for it. I'll spend the rest of my days trying to rebuild your trust and love. Love dad
4:20 pm 5/23/08

K$$

Hey just so you know I think of you a lot. I can't waitto be around you again. I love you. 7:37 pm 5/6/08

I Can't Keep All of You Here.

So this Blog is intended as a memory bank of awesome and gut wrenching and lifetime things you sent me. thanks, I guess.