R.H.

P.s. Today a 5 year old boy at my friend brians' told me that I had penis envy when I told him I liked his pajamas. It was pretty funny.

6:46pm 4/4/10

Brad Pitt

I never noticed this before... But snow flakes have cool shadows.

12:42am 4/4/10

Art

Even with my shifty eyes, it was nice to talk to me?? ha!

10:57pm 4/3/10

Queen Hatshepsut

You are a television. And a gem.

1:00am 4/1/10

JH

Ok. well hugs and goodnight. Thanks for always being there for me. Love you.

12:13am 4/1/10

Brad Pitt

Good luck leesha.
Gleesha.
7:46pm 3/16/10

Sarasue

That's almost HALF. Ugh. You should make an announcement that last night you figured out that marriage doesn't solve all your problems. (i want to eat that sandwich SO BaD)
8:38am 3/16/10

Erin

For two months? I think it would be my top played artist. Italian pianist: ludovicio einaudi.
11:21pm 3/12/10

Teddy Roosevelt

Fred was just the cool leader. And I don't know who that other guy is.
10:11 am 3/9/10

Teddy Roosevelt

Oh yeah. He's not a meathead.
10:05am 3/9/10

Teddy Roosevelt

Yeah. His name is Shaggy.
10:04a, 3/9/10

JH

At work today a little girl told me that she has a robot who gives her bacon and toys...

6:32pm 2/26/10

Pip

Ps. I just saw a guy in the wilk with brightly colored clothes and thought he was promoting the dance. nope just the african club. I'm a terrible person.
11:07am 2/19/10

ICE

When you painted Jeffery I got really mad. I sure do wish i could have a do over on that. I think about often , i really regret every time i have been angry or lacking patience with you... I want to hold you.
10:46 pm 2/17/10

Erin

Best Freudian slips ever:

Danny (coworker): did i show you my new app on my iphone? It's called sleep cock...err... i mean clock.

Me: teasing him for a few minutes

Minutes later we pass by a sign for a restraunt that says, "free pop."

Me: oh my gosh! You can get a free cock...er... i mean coke...there!

Danny: well it's about time you started talking dirty....
2:13 pm 2/16/10

Joe

This weekend... Kanab... You're gonna witness my balls of furry

9:16 pm 2/10/10

Mad

fine, then you're kevin bacon.

8:13 am 2/10/10

(I know the picture defies the rules of this blog, but... good hell.)

K$$

Feeling like god cares... So that i worry less makes me happy. Also i am happy when i feel that my friends and family care too. Or to simplify, love.

11:12 pm 2/7/10

Jeff Goldbloom

Hi. I just woke up and now i want french toast.

5:09 pm 1/26/10

Boo

TRUESTORIESSSSSSSSSSS

4:51 pm 1/26/10